I won’t ever walk out on my woman, not even if she gives me Gatorade and says I’m good to go.

“If your favorite politician got ran over by a bus, I’d express my condolences b…”

“I need to work smarter, harder, faster, and longer than you. And if I still don…”

“Love is in the air. Love and pollution.”

“I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tub…”