I won’t put up with a woman who tries to put me down. But I might put out if she lets me put it in.

“I want to write a song about retaliation called, "Oh Yeah, and I Faked Every Or…”

“Arlington National cemetery is huge! But that’s not surprising, because DC is t…”

“Four bricks could be affixed under a skateboard and used as really inefficient …”

“Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love…”