I won't read a book whose pages have been dog-eared, because I'm more of a cat person.

“When it seems like the sky is about to collapse, relax, that’s just the roof ca…”

“Who inspires me to write? My clone. I just want him to appreciate me as a perso…”

“I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratchi…”

“Rollie Fingers called. He wants his fingers back. And his mustache. Too bad I s…”