I wore a suit to the interview—a bathing suit. I didn’t get the job as a lifeguard.

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“If a magic genie, from a lamp, offered me three wishes, I'd use one to wish you…”

“I once went to a Russian restaurant called “Stalin’s Café.” All the items on th…”