I work for the nod syndicate. It’s a sleepy job. If I’m caught not sleeping on the job, I’ll get fired.

“I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elde…”

“Lie to me. Just to console my soul.”

“There are at least two sides to every issue, and I like my issues sunny side up…”

“A brick could be used to bestow gratitude upon your favorite (or least favorite…”