I would do anything for you, at any time of the day.

“I didn’t put the sword into her. I only gave her the sword.She’s the one who ju…”

“(“Yeah, work that mustache, you stud, chicks fucking dig the rapist look”)”

“Maybe we should come back after we call the hazmat team.” “Great idea,” I yelle…”

“Well, to what do we owe the honor of your presence?" I asked snidely. National …”