I would give you all my love, but I’m afraid I’d get nothing in return. And coming from you, nothing is simply much more than I want.

“People who are wealthy and good looking don’t know the joy of working to conque…”

“I ended up with the nomination, and the breasts to back up the voter’s confiden…”

“But back to the coffee. I was here on a mission. I just spent nearly five bucks…”

“If you have Microsoft Word, you can become a writer tonight. Just start typing!”