I would have enjoyed “Naked Lunch” that day, but the cafeteria served us all clothing. I like my meals a little more scandalous. I should eat in the library, along with the other gluttonous nudists.

“But back to the coffee. I was here on a mission. I just spent nearly five bucks…”

“I put the “sing” in single. But only when I’m in the shower.”

“My face and body are not my essence. My actions, ideas, and ideals are the stuf…”

“I like watching other people watching other people.”