I would have sex in the backseat of my car, but from back there, how would I be able to hit the brakes? Or steer the vehicle?

“She wants the kids, the cars, the house, and the white picket fence. I said sur…”

“A brick could be fired out of a cannon, in an attempt to bring down a brick wal…”

“Every time the wind blows I think of her. I wonder if I could generate electric…”

“I meant to spend the day writing, but instead I spent the afternoon cleaning ou…”