I would let you ride shotgun, but first I’ll need to reload.

“I’m not selfish. I’d gladly give someone’s life, a more valuable life than my o…”

“If I were a hairy man, I’d never pat myself on the back, because with all that …”

“A brick could be used to tell the world’s largest Yes what you really want to t…”

“Both sexes have assholes, and both sexes have nipples. Yet only asshole is a ge…”