I would never date Austin. Not that it’s gay, but it’s simply too densely populated for a relationship.

“I took the wheels of my bike off in support of your bicycle race to support bik…”

“Don’t be selfish and keep your thoughts locked in the cage called your skull. F…”

“Death is coming—but hopefully not before old age, decrepitude, and senility.
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“Yesterday was my last day at work. My coworkers were so sad they all pitched in…”