I would take a trip down Memory Lane, but with gas prices sky high, forget about it.

“There are only two ways to love—in spite of yourself, and in spite of the restr…”

“If I had the gift of flight, would you try to turn me into duck soup?”

“What has four wooden legs and hangs out in a bar? If you answered a barstool, y…”

“A blanket could be used to travel to exotic places. Just close your eyes and se…”