I would tell you I hope you find what you seek in life, but your problem is you’re not looking. The only looking you do is good looking. But really, you’re not that handsome.

“I like transparent boxes, so would-be thieves can see what’s inside. Deception …”

“My dad taught me everything I know about being a man, and most of what I know a…”

“Everybody has something to offer the world. Even rapists, murderers, and politi…”

“I need money. I suppose I could sell my penis for profit. Or better yet, rent i…”