I would wash my clothes in the aquarium, but there’s a shark in the tank, and a bloodstain on my shirt.

“I eat bar soap raw, because if you try cooking it, it disappears. The soap turn…”

“I forgot to bring up banana peels. I guess it just slipped my mind.”

“I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect …”

“This is yet another logo for Kintz”