I wouldn’t even be the “world’s sexiest man” if the planet were populated entirely by my clones.


“I finish what I start, and I Finnish what I Swedish.”

“Quaqua—the sound one’s soul squeals when seducing one’s own clown. (Not to be h…”

“Bricks could be used to line the pockets of the politicians, the way the people…”

“What I thought was a black hole turned out to be nothing more than a splatter o…”