I wouldn’t love you if you were the last Sodomite in Gomorrah.

“Agatha told me she was late, and I thought, I haven’t slept with her in years—s…”

“A root vegetable went missing. Maybe it will turnip in my next bad pun.”

“To live a sinless life is good, but if you live in a cave and positively influe…”

“A brick could be used as a Red Beard Replacement, for those of us who can’t gro…”