I wouldn’t see eye to eye with a Cyclops.

“A blowjob is the only employment I can get. At least in a bathroom stall.”

“I’ll piss in a cup for you. You can run a drug test on it, or you can drink it.”

“I’m willing to die for my beliefs, but over the course of a lifetime and not al…”

“She puts the “She” in Sheila. Who am I talking about? Why, Sheila, of course. I…”