I write like I make love: alone in my bathtub, as I let the fantasy overflow and wash over me.

“To me, love is either a pebble, a rock, or a boulder. Or a grain of sand, if yo…”

“My parents always said that knowledge was the best gift they could give me, pro…”

“His last name was Gum, and I wanted to chew him out. But I’ll save that for the…”

“On a map on my wall I relocated my family to Orafouraville, which is the capita…”