I yelled at my cat to knock it off, and sure enough, he did. And it broke.

“If you’re wearing a space suit, I’ll take a unicrescent sandwich; hold the mayo…”

“I’ve always been a pretty open person, much like a 9-5 store at 6.”

“I’m feeling a little under the weather. But once I open my umbrella, I’m sure I…”

“I want to scrape earwax out of your ears like the last of the chunky peanut but…”