Ice cream is like the sun, except instead of it being hot it’s cold. Also it’s edible and tasty and won’t make you blind if you stare at it. But I’d rather have a double scoop of love for desert than suffer a sunburn.

“And if I’d been a good boy that day, I’d get to eat Chlorella for dessert. Chlo…”

“My favorite color on canvas is nudity.”

“Sometimes I ask myself, "Do I have the courage to do the right thing when it ma…”

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