Ich bin ein alter Witz, und schlafe ein.

“It was wintertime. I was starving to death trying to be a writer in New York. I…”

“Her violence frightened me. She always claimed that I was the jealous one, and …”

“according to my figures I've only had 2500 pieces of ass but I've watched 12500…”

“I see men assassinated around me every day. I walk through rooms of the dead, s…”