I’d hate to be forced to drink my own vomit without throwing up, because what if they made me drink that too?

“A blanket could be used to draw a map on—a treasure map, and not something Goog…”

“One time a woman made my heart flood with love, and then fled the scene of the …”

“Snow on one side of the canvas, silence on the other. I’d call that a perfect p…”

“I hate the smell of success, because most of the time it smells like sweat. May…”