I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag.

“What are you doing back at the bakery?” I asked [Diesel]. “Did you know Wulf wa…”

“Stephanie Plum, psycho bait.”

“There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all…”

“As a backup, I intended to get a quart of defense spray. I wasn't much good wit…”