I’d like to tweeze all the Tuesdays of the year, and all the Mondays off my chest.

“Why celebrate my birthday? My birthday is the product of two people’s—my parent…”

“I collect nothing. The best part is, the less I have, the more I have.”

“How to get money: earn it, steal it, borrow it, beg for it, or inherit it. So, …”

“To show you how much I love you, I’d take you to the moon and back. Or try to f…”