I’d love to create a personal profile on a dating site with a headline that reads, “Great Listener Seeks Mute Woman.

“You don’t need gale force winds to push you in the right direction. No, all you…”

“I didn’t mean to drown him. But the soup was right there, and he was just a spo…”

“Too much much is a dangerous thing. But not as dangerous as danger itself.”

“A brick could be substituted in for Rhode Island as a US state, because they’re…”