I’d never shoot shrapnel at a bear, because why ruin a perfectly good rug like that?

“About money-grubbing women, here’s my stance: Bring on the gold diggers. I’ve g…”

“Critique my better work only, because I want to get better from my best, not be…”

“I drew a self-portrait of myself, drawn with my eyes closed from a memory someo…”

“If you could smell my smile, you’d nose how bad I want to kiss you. But you can…”