I’d paint with a beard if I could grow out of my abstract expressionist phase.

“If the ink of my writing morphed into ants, would they march along with my thou…”

“I don't like questions at all if they are anything like how I like my mashed po…”

“I’ll drink out of your bra, because I’m thirsty for your love.”

“A blanket could be used in exciting medical advancements, curing everything fro…”