I’d rather be the fastest runner than the best fighter. But then I am a supreme coward.

“I made love with a cute woman yesterday. I would have made love with a gorgeous…”

“I’d rather own something that’s worth millions to nobody, than something that’s…”

“I work for a mom and pop business. They’re my mom and pop, and by work I mean t…”

“Two days from now I invented a time travel machine out of my neighbor’s washing…”