I’d rather fake my own fog, than fake a steamy love scene. Can I interest you in some mist? It’s homemade.

“After months of training, I broke the record. Then right after that I celebrate…”

“My coffee gets increasingly better the more I drink and the closer I come to th…”

“There’s not a person alive who is ugly. Now dead people, they disgust me.”

“If I were a robot, and I got cheated on with a vacuum cleaner, I’d question my …”