I’d rather have a high EQ than a high IQ. After all, what is more important than love?

“A brick could be thrown, like a football, only instead of a wide receiver, I’d …”

“I would crack a smile, but I don’t like breaking things.”

“Driving is better than walking, because hitting is better than being hit.”

“If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, don’t knock it.
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