I’d rather have nobody to say anything to, than have nothing to say to anybody.

“I don't play basketball, but if I did, I wouldn't.”

“I’m 20 miles from 200 miles from nowhere.”

“33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One …”

“A brick could be used as a headstone. Or the instrument that proves “until deat…”