I’d rather have nobody to say anything to, than have nothing to say to anybody.

“One magnifying glass and one moonlit night is not enough to light her ant-like …”

“When I was growing up, I’d walk to school in the snow. In Florida. Uphill all t…”

“We made love like Tuesday at noon, even though it was Thursday at 3:00, and the…”

“I don’t believe in astronomy. Or is it astrology? I always get those two confus…”