I’d start a war just to illustrate the value of peace.

“I have a problem. I wouldn’t say I’m in a pickle. More like a vinegarized cucum…”

“In a depression, I’d imagine rich people try to dress like they’re poor, and po…”

“If my nipples were restart buttons, I’d let you play with my buttocks.”

“Language is the proper way to communicate, followed closely by five balled up f…”