I’d use my shadow as a blanket, but it’s too cold. It’s a shame, because it’d fit snuggly over my body.

“Orafoura doesn’t know shit about what I said, said Orafoura, quoting The Mythic…”

“I like wearing earmuffs. They keep my balls warm.”

“I called my father, but he pretended to be sleeping at first, then claimed not …”

“Can you break my five-dollar bill into five singles? Women love guys with lots …”