Ideas are like legs: what good are they if you can't run with them, or spread them?

“A brick could be dropped at the feet of your enemy, as a gift, as an insult, as…”

“I made plans for 8:00. When my girlfriend told me she was late, I told her, “Th…”

“When you said you were ugly it was the most untrue thing you’ve ever said. Well…”

“A brick could be used as a sex toy. Well, I say sex toy, but the politician str…”