If a hooker asked me my name, I’d say John.

“She had no mind, but I didn’t mind, because she had a body like an upside down …”

“I observe President’s Day. I observe it with my binoculars.”

“My brakes sound like my horn, and my car’s bumper is bumpy enough to be brail. …”

“If I had a last name for a first name, a first name for a last name, and a midd…”