If a university’s colors were blue and pink, they could be the Fighting Sunsets.

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“You can’t help who your parents are or aren’t. My parents aren’t—they don’t exi…”

“My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemora…”

“If you were to ask me what kind of musical sound I aspire to produce, that nois…”