If a woman named Ms. Silver won a gold medal, she’d probably be a little disappointed she didn’t place second. My love always finishes first, while my love always comes second.

“I just made ice cream. Accidentally. I made regular cream, and then winter kick…”

“Karate, I get a real kick out of it. I would get a kick out of coffee, but I’ve…”

“Inappropriate interview question #13: Can I call you Kitten Tits?”

“Normally I charge 60 cents on the dollar for stolen merchandise. But since it w…”