If an actor’s neither talented nor handsome, what difference is there between him and any other waiter? That reminds me, my drink needs refilling.

“When you’re as ugly as I am, you need all the beauty sleep you can get. I’ll be…”

“I don’t want to hold you back. That’s what the chains affixed to the wall are f…”

“I run my household like a marathon. That’s 26.2 miles of me taking orders from …”

“If I were stranded on a desert island, and could have only one person and three…”