If anger were money, only a fool would greedily save it up. And a wise man would let it slip out of his heart like change slips out of his pants pockets.

“I’m an open book—an open book I’m still writing and editing. My book is a roman…”

“I put the lover in clover. Especially if there are four leaves.”

“The police called it choking, but I called it a two-handed neck hug. That’s how…”

“(Picture of a pirate standing on a treasure chest) It's not about the chest, it…”