If anybody can appreciate fine music, it's me. I mean who else can hit multiple octaves with their armpits?

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“If jellybeans came in a broader flavor base that included emotions too, I’d avo…”

“He was my distant cousin. Not only was he 50 miles away and 50 years away, but …”

“Some people say I look like my mom, while others say I look more like my dad. I…”