If coffee meant vagina, I’d ask you if you wanted cream in your coffee. But it doesn’t mean that, so I’ll just sit here and continue sipping my mug full of steaming vagina.

“If I can delay your action with my inaction, then I’ll gladly do nothing for th…”

“Death is the only equality guaranteed in life. A poor man will die just as sure…”

“I used to have straw-colored hair. Horses loved it.”

“Orafoura: You just used the bathroom, but did you wash your hands?
Me: No.
Oraf…”