If counting is thinking, then the longest I’ve ever thought about any one subject continuously for is 127, 983 seconds. I might have also been in love, though I was too distracted to notice.

“A brick could be used as a flying decision inducer. You could have said yes bef…”

“My name is Mr. Raingold. But please, call me Money Showers.”

“It’d be quite absurd to equate a math equation with love. But that is exactly w…”

“If you’re too slow off a red light, I’ll lay on my horn, because I’m a honky. W…”