If given the choice, I’d take five ones over a five-dollar bill, because women prefer men with lots of money.

“She grew broccoli, and I grew dentures. We were perfect for each other. Our lov…”

“Your love is my candy, and I wouldn’t dream of trying to give it away to strang…”

“Agatha’s older than I was when I was her age.”

“A blanket could be used as an American flag. It could keep the world warm with …”