If green carpet grew on trees instead of leaves, I’d pick off a few cats—with my rifle.

“Her name is Denise, and she has green eyes and red hair. Well, this week. Last …”

“The dolphin is a mammal, but it can’t walk. However, it can hitchhike.”

“Sleep with family is a napkin (nap plus kin), and I used a napkin as a blanket.
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“My love disappeared, along with the evidence of her dead body.”