If green is envy and blue is depression, then I’m feeling quite turquoise right now. But maybe with a little luck, I’ll feel teal a little later.

“Me: On time. Women: Late. Death: Early.”

“I need to hire a babysitter for Friday night. I also need to buy myself some ad…”

“Most people take four years to get a degree. Not me. I’m twice as ambitious. It…”

“There’s money to be made with a name like Cash. I should print myself into popu…”