If I could build my own neighbors, I’d have no need to build a fence. I would tell you, “I would tell you, but you wouldn’t understand,” but you wouldn’t understand what you wouldn’t understand.

“I do every other every other. That’s how thoroughly unthorough I am.”

“On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars…”

“Columbus was born around 1492. I say around because before that the world was f…”

“I have a list of pet names for Cap’n so long that it could fill a phone book (i…”