If I could change one thing about myself, I’d pick a new nose, because I’m tired of picking this one. Oh, and I’d stop treating people as if they’re flickable.

“I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love.”

“Even a broken mirror isn’t broken if it allows you to see who you really are—cr…”

“I want to say something so embarrassing about September that even the leaves st…”

“Growing up, Renaldo and his father had a great relationship. At least until his…”