If I could have money for any amount of time, I’d take 12:59.

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“Kill all the prisoners, because they’re costing us too much money. Wait! No, ki…”

“I am in possession of the love cannon. Please don’t take this the wrong way, bu…”

“A pen is a phallic symbol you can write with. But so is a cucumber dipped in ra…”