If I could rotate my neck 180 degrees, like an owl, I'd go around wearing backwards baseball caps, just to mess with people.

“If I were to assign a color combination to my love for you, it would be purple …”

“In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start,…”

“My list of chores is a little too important to include in my list of life’s goa…”

“You know what’s right up my alley? Hobos. And they’d better move, because I set…”