If I didn’t have any pants on, I’d let you taste my pantslessness.

“Love has a shape, but no color. You’re probably wondering, “If it’s transparent…”

“I have a strong opinion on steroids.”

“The best way to guarantee you have a job tomorrow is to not finish all the work…”

“If I walked in on two of my clones having sex, I’d think it was gay, incestuous…”